Se busca moza

Novias son, pero igual muerden…

Mas y el pinyol, ya han elegido. Suspiran por Esquerra: ¿es doncella, bella, joven y rica? La verdad no es para tirar cohetes, pero sirve… Tiene una dote pasable que les permitirá ir tirando. Problema: la moza no quiere, sabe que tendrá que pasar penurias y se escaquea. Igual si fuera para siempre…

La familia del joven no lo tiene claro. Para Duran i Lleida y los suyos, ERC representa una saga que les da mala espina, son demasiado alocados, de alcurnia pero venidos a menos y, por si fuera poco, nuestro Mas es tan voluble que esta mujer nos lo pierde.

Queda otra moza, pero jolín, casi peor: no tiene un duro, es esquiva y en su casa andan a palos y, lo que no es nada baladí, mucha de su familia es de fuera. El PSC serviría, pero no se aclara y, para rematar la faena, tampoco quiere, ¿qué hacemos?

El presidente de la Generalitat en funciones, Artur Mas, busca moza y flirtea, pero ambas saben, él mismo lo ha dicho, que recortará 4.000 kilitos en euros y tiene deudas. ERC y el PSC huyen por piernas, ¿quien no saldría pitando?

Jordi Pujol, patriarca de la saga, se enfada y recrimina en su página web, –es abuelo moderno–, a las casamenteras que están escurriendo el bulto. Tienen que responsabilizarse de apuntalar a su vástago, ¡no por amor, por la patria!

Pero ellas piensan: “¿A mí qué me cuenta este abuelete? Si el chaval se ha metido en deudas allá él, no haber convocado elecciones…”

A todo esto, no olvidemos a la única joven que por Mas suspira, el PP. Ya sabe que el galán la desprecia, ha dicho de ella cada cosa… Pero el amor es ciego y en la distancia –vive algo lejos– lanza feromonas de todo tipo para encandilar al mozo. ¿Ganará el amor o tendrá que conformarse con la promiscuidad de la geometría variable?

32 pensamientos en “Se busca moza

  1. Muy buen artículo Sr Francás ha pintado el panorama de Mas, en cuanto a negociaciones de pactos muy pero que muy realista. El se lo buscó, quien va a querer pactar ahora con él ? las arcas Catalanas tienen bien poco para rascar, mas bien todo son deudas, quizás le tiente el PP como compañera de penas, otro recurso no le queda. Le felicito por su artículo y gracias por dejarme opinar una vez mas en su Blog.

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